Random Omegle Fun!
Omegle is a fun website… Try it yourself on Omegle.com and have a random convo with a random stranger… 
This happened to me just moments ago…
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O hai random stranger!
Stranger: ohhh my goodness
Stranger: but im not all that random
Stranger: see, this meeting was destined by the gods
You: Was it?
Stranger: yeah, of course
You: The gods must be happy then, sending me a non-random person 
Stranger: well, i dunno .. how random can predestination be
You: I’m already happy you didn’t shout something about elephants
Stranger: and i’m glad i didn’t ask you to make me a sammich
You: I wouldn’t do that, there are slaves for things like that ^^ lol
Stranger: oh of course
Stranger: my slaves
Stranger: why didnt i think of that
You: because they’re a habit?
Stranger: they’re gonna need scarificing to the gods soon anyway
Stranger: i shouldn’t get too attached
You: Never attach to the disposable lol.
Stranger: disposable slavery
Stranger: good politics random stranger
You: I could rule the US with thoughts like that I guess :p
Stranger: thoughts don’t count when it comes down to it
Stranger: just sell your soul to the most wealthy buyer
You: clever thinking ^^
You: you must be in politics
Stranger: clearly
Stranger: and you must be to leader of an underground radical terrorist group
You: obviously.
You: We call ourselves The Elephant Crushers… That hug.
Stranger: powerfull yet delicate
Stranger: like your political might
You: Yup, we invented the U-Factor. It’s popular.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dont know much about US politics i suppose then
Stranger: though i don’t pretend to
You: The Ugly-Factor, it’s for those of the disposable kind that think they will ever make it. Entertainment fo sho.
Stranger: fo sho
Stranger: so ugly peoples should be enslaved
Stranger: it’s a deal
You: I have no knowledge of the US politics either, but who has these days :p
You: I like your thinking ^^ you can be my pet. lol.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: you’re not trying to enslave me are you?
You: Of course not, unless you are ugly?
Stranger: perish the thought
Stranger: i have a wonderfull plumage
You: You can be a valued pet then. Pets are not slaves.
You: They are likeminded.
Stranger: would you like to nickname your new pet?
You: What nickname would you like to have? I suggest R2D2andahalf.
Stranger: not very cuddly for a pet i must say
You: Poochy was taken already.
Stranger: oh darn
Stranger: ok, ill go with R2D2andahalf
You: I hope you have special abusable powers?
Stranger: retractable claws
Stranger: incase the cops get onto me
Stranger: conceal my weapon you know
You: Very good. You can hunt for ugly people then ^^
You: I’ll make you head-uglyhunter.
Stranger: very well then
Stranger: we shall rule with a rod of iron
You: I shall indeed. A polished one.
Stranger: the rod of iron must be polished
Stranger: for justice!
You: And might!
Stranger: and sammiches!
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: no, not sammiches
Stranger: we shall eat the sammiches!
You: We must! Food is important!
You: Healthy food!
Stranger: 5 a day or you die
You: At least
Stranger: i would like to push for 6 to be honest
You: That’ll be hard, think you can handle it?
Stranger: well i bet i do that already
Stranger: i don’t really count though
Stranger: but i think i’m up to the task
You: A wise decision, i would almost question your belief.
Stranger: the new land has no room for belief
Stranger: only justice and sammiches
You: and prayers to be like me. of course.
You: useless ones.
You: but still.
Stranger: for human betterment
Stranger: with me enforcing your religion what can go wrong
You: nothing, we shall rule the planet and have daily sammichfests
Stranger: how come nobody thought of this before?
Stranger: seems to solve all the worlds problems
You: Because the majority of people is ugly. And the cute ones don’t think, they let people hunt Omegle for scrambled elephants.
Stranger: scrambled elephants
Stranger: makes sense to me
You: That’s why we hug.
Stranger: perfectly so
You: And make this world better.
Stranger: that must be the reason
You: And on that note I shall leave thou, go in peace, and spread the iron justice
Stranger: aww
Stranger: you’re actually leaving?
You: No, I was faking it to see if you would be loyal.
You: You passed the test.
You: Congrats.
Stranger: Oh how i was
You: You earned yourself a complimentary sammich
Stranger: omnomnomnomn
Stranger: what sammich?
You: Avocado and Cheese. It’s special.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: very interesting
Stranger: that could be our national dish
You: I think I might approve that thought…
Stranger: you think?
Stranger: dooo it
You: Avocade And Cheese Sammich, the official dish of The Epic Land. confirmed.
Stranger: a wise decision my leige
You: Our anthem is simple… It’s just shouting randomly “DFTBA”.
Stranger: may i ask you
Stranger: what is your star/astro sign?
Stranger: leo?
You: I am a Taurus actually, why are you wondering?
Stranger: i don’t know, you just seem very particular
You: Very particular… That’s a nice way to say ‘odd’
Stranger: not like know or trust this stuff… just curious
Stranger: ha, not at all
Stranger: mi lord
Stranger: where you from anywhoo?
Stranger: i mean, before you seize control etc
You: The good side. Belgium. And where does my alliance locate?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: actually, im not just wowing at belgium
Stranger: my laptop just messed itself, i was expeecting for this conversation to cut off
Stranger: clearly the gods are mercifull
You: Haha, the gods would not allow the epicness to end. Our alliance is strong. lol
Stranger: well it is more than you would know
Stranger: im just accross the sea
You: The lovely isle of UKtopia?
Stranger: that’s the one
You: I hope you’re irish.
You: They are fierce.
Stranger: sorry, i have some irish blood though!
Stranger: rawr
You: Destiny. lol.
Stranger: and a little german and a little spanish
Stranger: but lets forget thoses
Stranger: i like the look of belgium
You: We are tiny, but powerful. Like an ant.
Stranger: that big square with the flemish buildings
Stranger: in the new world, we will have flemish buildings
You: Flemish buildings and the english language. A good compromise.
Stranger: and belgian beer perhaps
Stranger: oh and definatly belgian cuisine
You: Of course Belgian Beer, to go with the Avocado and Cheese sammich
Stranger: totally
You: I would say UK cuisine, but… no I wouldn’t.
You: HP Sauce is a must though
Stranger: hmmmm
You: ”Brown Sauce”
Stranger: HP sauce will be allowed
Stranger: no mayonaise though, it’s too french
You: I can live with that.
Stranger: erm by the way, sorry if the conversation suddenly cuts off, my computers being funny
You: No problem It has been fun so far :p
Stranger: yeh, but i think it might behave itself
Stranger: acutually, no it never does
You: Acer? :p
Stranger: acer?
You: The laptop. The brand. :p
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nah compaq
Stranger: just as bad methinks
You: That’s HP, shouldn’t be too bad.
You: It’ll survive ^^
You: If it looses control, hug it. We hug electronics too little these days. Another rule in the law of The Epic Land.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: such a caring leader
Stranger: for all things with blood running through there vains or electricity through there wires
Stranger: you shall be remembered as a wise and just leader
You: That values ‘pretty’ and uses ‘ugly’
Stranger: that’s the Epic way
Stranger: so i think we can draw up the laws and the nitty gritty another day
Stranger: after we have declared war and gained land for ourselves
You: We should, you’re nearing midnight, I’m nearing 1am. I trust the gods will reunite us when needed. lol.
Stranger: oh, well they arnt that trustworthy you know
You: Given that basically I am God, he is.
Stranger: oh well fine then
You: lol
Stranger: wise thinking yet again
You: wishful thinking at least
Stranger: well, what is a country without the gods good will
Stranger: africa my friend
Stranger: africa
You: Africa will be the parking spot for those willing to visit our Land.
Stranger: kind of a waste dont you think
Stranger: they have valuable resources
Stranger: use america for that
You: the slaves will have gathered them by the time tourists will be allowed from outer space.
You: America is needed for waste disposal 
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: practically is now though
You: Gives us little work to do there, practical
Stranger: nature will do the most, they get hurricanes, volcanoes, earthquakes and tidal waves
You: and hamburgers. don’t forget the evil hamburgers.
Stranger: evil evil hamburgers
Stranger: so you must be tired now
Stranger: i know i am
Stranger: its been a good evil plot to take over the world
You: I actually am getting pretty tired, alarm going off in less than 6 hours
Stranger: but they all must end sometime
You: The world will die when I fart, I know… Sadly.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: slow down on the beer
Stranger: my advice
You: The wise never slow down on the beer
Stranger: wise juice
Stranger: anywho
Stranger: we must be running along out seporate ways
You: Have a fierce evening, UK Ally.
Stranger: into the abyss
You: Until our ways meet again, prepare for the overhaul.
Stranger: have an epic day, my belgian comrad
Stranger: preparee!!
You: Enjoy the sammich! DFTBA!
You have disconnected.
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I can’t believe I just read all of that. R2D2andahalf is awesome.
I almost never meet cool people on Omegle… only weirdos.
lol this story is much fun
Rofl
Thanks for sharing mich
Wow… this is pretty amazing xD
:D
It’s kind of like.. you’re having a conversation with yourself.. it’s not fake, is it? xD <3